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Dear very loyal Tumblr followers (all 6 of you, that’s right, 6),
Thanks for being on Tumblr, cause its just great. No really. Feeling happy? Tumblr. Sad? Tumblr. Lonely? Tumblr. Excited? Tumblr. Angry? Tumblr. Horny? Oh hell to the yes Tumblr. But I’m here now because I’m bored. That’s right boys and girls, bored. In our modern days of constant social media and the outside world and PORN, I am unamused by it all. Poor little rich girl FTW. Deal with it bitches, my Tumblr, I say what I want. Now I do realize I should be thankful for boredom, for the next chapter of my life is so fitting titled “IB: Where happy souls go to waste away”. Funny thing is, I don’t even need the hell I’m going to put myself through that is IB Chemistry. I just need another science. How the sweet fuck am I going to do this? Seriously, shouldn’t there be rules against being able to decide your entire fate at 15? What’s that school board? YOLO? Let’s not even start on about the budget cuts, you haven’t always made the best choices either now have you school board? Maybe if we stop feeding the fat kids we would have more money and less fat kids. Isn’t that what we all want? But besides that, I’m feeling rather… Stifled one could say. (Stifled sounds like a synonym for being stiffed by Stifler. Alliteration btw, check it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NgwgOgUKJM&feature=youtube_gdata_player). Creatively stifled. And those of you who know me and didn’t TLDR (gtfo I know I’m using it wrong you’re not reading this anyway) it might say to yourself “Miss Lauren you are not creative”. And you are correct. I simply have no creative talent. And that is why I’m feeling creatively stifled. (Creatively stifled? Tumblr). But it doesn’t matter anyway, for I am taking IB Chem. To those of you who read this (ie. Josh because I’m going to send it to him and tell him to read it like a small child would present a terrible drawing to a seemingly proud parent), thank you. And to those of you who TLDRed it, well, up yours too, tho I cant say I blame ya.
Xoxo,
Lauren
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It’s also *too much, maybe you should reconsider :p
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Seriously, though.
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